How to Win a Candidates' Debate
Gail Collins writes that candidates’ college years should not be fair game for discussion in a political race.
Since my comment again didn't make the moderators' cut, here it is:
Just as Wolf declared Christine O'Donnell the "winner" because she didn't run sobbing from the room, so Jon Ralston -- the dean of Nevada political commentators -- called Sharron Angle the winner of her debate with Harry Reid, for the same reason. Neither Blitzer nor Ralston cared that his anointed "winner" was operating in a fact-free zone. Neither cared that the "loser" was actually conversant with the issues, had sensible ideas & had proved, after a fashion, that he knew how to govern.
Evidently the easiest way to win a political debate is to be a complete ditz. So how low IS the bar for these not-ready-for-primetime candidates? (Speaking of not-ready-for-primetime, O'Donnell was very proud of having been the subject of an SNL parody, & happily accused Chris Coons of being "jealous" of her star turn as an object of ridicule.)
Here, I guess, are the New Rules for Low-Expectation Candidates: (1) Show up. As I recall, Ms. Collins attended a candidate event in which Alaskan Joe Miller didn't appear till about half-way through the session -- hard to win if you're not in the room. (2) Smile. Sharron Angle said she smiled all the time because she's upbeat just like Ronald Reagan. (3) Don't cry (unless you're a man, particularly a Republican man). (4) Memorize several talking points & catchy "gotcha" phrases, & when all else fails, toss 'em in, no matter whether or not they relate to the question & no matter whether or not this is the second or third time you've repeated the lines. (5) Make stuff up about your opponent that has a teensy-weensy little connection to some tenuous fact or old rumor.
Also useful: insist that Wolf Blitzer or some other CNN or Fox "News" personality be your moderator -- he won't be much smarter than you are & he won't know when you make bald-faced misstatements. And if you draw a complete blank, he will know how to fill dead airtime so he'll help you with the answer.
Blowing up Frogs. Be sure to read Karen Garcia's comment (#3). Karen, who is a friend of mine, makes the case that childhood habits & hobbies are predictors of adult behavior. She concludes,
There are youthful indiscretions, and there are sociopathic behaviors. We should know more about our candidates than their financial disclosure statements and ideologies. If they don't want to let us into their lives, we should shut them out of ours.
But read her entire comment. I think Karen got it right & Gail got it wrong.